The Aquarium Pictures
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You are not on a real live-kids under 5 road trip unless you have used their tiny handy potty yourself while stopped in the toll line.
You have not battled paying attention to the road unless your Mother is swatting at a bee with rolled up newspaper while yelling, "Hi YA!" over and over behind you, then as the bee flies toward you (the driver), she yells, "Roll down your window!!"
You have not enjoyed a meal with toddlers until is 100 degrees outside and during the meal in a little place with no restroom you hear, "I have to poop right now." Thus the problem, you can't let him go in the car potty since it will simmer for an hour, and you now have to get your newly-met cousin's husband ask the local auto body shop to let a 3 year old use his toilet.
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